It wasn't difficult. Spain had been talking for weeks about anything and everything Halloween: What is it all about? Where are the greatest parties? What do you do? What are we going to do? And on and on... (America is glad it is finally over!) Halloween isn't much more than Trick or Treating here at the United Nations and when that was discovered by Spain, the country probably went through an economic depression. "But it's Halloween and it's in America! Everyone talks about going to America for halloween and you don't do anything?" Nope.
Spain finally found something to do. Spain and some allies went trick or treating, which Spain kept referring to as 'Trick and Treating'. This gave him an ear full from America: "It is trick OR treating...OR. You either get a treat or you trick, not both!" (No, Spain was not allowed to terrorize the world around him, it was treat or nothing. The UN does not promote in anyway terrorism to any extent...even if it is par for the course on a pagan holiday.)
Korea couldn't have been bothered by Halloween. Even though no homework was to be had, Korea still did not have any desire to participate in anyway other than passing candy out the door so Korea and America watched psychological thriller, Hitchcock's Psycho in between trick or treaters.
America had a great time bonding with Korea and was totally content that the evening entailed just that. Gasps were heard at every tense moment and in the end of the 'who dunit' mystery, Korea and America had closure and nothing kept us up all night. <>
Sad thing though for the United Nations: Spain donated a dish for dinner that Fiji and America made and Spain was out trick or treating during the dinner hour and missed the entire thing. Sad note also, Spain likes thriller/scary movies and wasn't home to watch. Oh well, perhaps next time.
Today, America is thankful for Japan...they always seem to be self-controlled.
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