Monday, January 23, 2012

Weekend at the UN

Well, it was a good weekend at the United Nations. We had lots of fun! Honorary Spain made an appearance and spent the night...just like old times, our Haiti representative joined us for all of Sunday, and we had dinner by a representative from Guatemala. Sound like a great weekend? ...Don't you wish you lived here!

Friday was pretty normal... It was the end of exam week and Korea, America believes, finished strong despite some questionable performances in the exam room. America thinks there was a bit of relief when Korea walked out of that last exam but was surprised to hear that the country had extra credit due!??? Well, apparently there is a borderline grade involved and assurance was needed to boost that little sucker up to a point of confidence. At any rate, Korea still celebrated the end of exams by spending the night out. Yay for Korea!!

Saturday, after Fiji did the normal volunteer work for food aid to the world's hungry, the host-member-nations went to see Spain compete in world sport competitions. Spain came home with the UN and stayed that night. Spain and Fiji went to see a movie, America tended to Korea after the country went to stir the economic pot at the mall with native allies. That night was spent at the UN Headquarters with all four member nations under one roof once again.

Sunday was simply an amazing day - or so America thought. The long lost Haitian representative made an appearance for the first time in a LONG time: America can hardly remember - it was a warm day (and not warm by January standards, real warm) and Korea had just become a new member of the UN when Haiti asked America to help move the geographic location back to an institution of higher learning. So...long time.

We participated in religious activities - went to church - and we were quite the collection: Fiji, America, Haiti, Korea, and Spain (that's what you get when you mix a Fijian and an American). After church, we had lunch, watched a movie, took a nap all before the UN returned to church and then had dinner hosted by Guatemala. It was delicious. The weekend was great!

Today America is thankful for the United Nations. Although they were originally built upon the principles of maintaining something like world peace or, at least, positive international relations in the post World War Two era, the United Nations has fill our lives (Fiji and America's) with abundance. But then again, I guess we really have to thank God for that!

Thursday, January 19, 2012

UN Update

Well, nothing too eventful has happened at the United Nations. This week is exam week and Korea has been busy studying and studying and studying some more. America could not imagine the exams going bad in any sort of way with this amount of studying.

Fiji has had some much deserved time off of work. With Christmas, New Years, and MLK's Birthday, it's a wonder that he even knows what a full week of work is like. It's good though, as long as there are students that are somewhat interested then he will be more than happy to teach them.

America has been busy, to say the least. New clients keep her on her toes, right along with clients that are near the end of their time in counseling. America seems to not have sit down and relax for quite some time as there is always something to do: workouts, paperwork, clients, and little odd and end things.

Honorary Spain has been doing good, managing to pass the time without the excitement of his native land. Exam week has brought quite a different schedule and as a result, the hide nor hair has been seen of the Honorary Nation. He will be showing his head later this weekend, after exams are over. It will be nice to be a headquarters of four again, it will be the first time for Spain to spend the night since the resignation of the nation. America is looking forward to it but probably has to do some grocery shopping first!

America is thankful for Canada...there always seems to be peace in Canada.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

It's 3AM

Here at the United Nations it is 3:20 AM. In Korea-land it is 4:20 PM. In Spain-land it is 9:20 AM. Eh...at least we're all in the same day and if America worked 3rd shifts still, it would also be a reasonable time for all the nations!

Something struck America the other day: at 7:20AM, when the United Nations Mobile leaves Headquarters there is no traffic going into school...we don't even need the 'Stop-Guy' (Korea's name for the Crossing Guard who safely escorts students across the street to school) to hold up traffic so the UN can dart across two lanes of busy traffic!

That is so odd! I remember a blog post in which the UN-Mobile ("Oh My Word" November 3, 2011) left early and the world about stopped, right in front of the school and the UN sat there, starring at the goal waiting until the sea of lights parted (looking back on it now, America thinks that the Stop-Guy was the only thing that allowed safe passage) before attempting the dangerous feet of moving 24 feet (8 meters).

How could such a thing happen? In the grand scheme of life, nothing really had changed: one nation in the car instead of two, just barely minutes before the the previous trip, and yet everything had changed! There is not even a hint of the impending traffic jam brewing.

It has been cold here. Spain, America thinks, had given up on the fact that it was cold. Ever since the funeral when the definition of cold was felt (and it has been colder since, once or twice) Spain has not worried so much about the temperature. Even to the point where the cold weather gear (hats and gloves) were still at the United Nations, lonely and awaiting some sort of warmth in their lives! Oh well, even though America cares a lot about Spain's welfare, the fact that Spain has changed it's geographical location just means that America has to draw a healthy UN boundary and allow this to slide (oh my goodness! has America just stepped aside where it could have imposed it's way!? What is the world coming to???). Spain received (finally) the "parting blessing" after leaving the UN. ..It was exactly one month late.

Well, 3:31AM has arrived and there is a slight bit of tiredness befalling America. The alarm goes off and the day stats in exactly 1 hour and 14 minutes. Thankfully there is time for America to take a breather during the day to regroup!

Sunday, January 1, 2012

New Year's at the United Nations

Sorry that last blog was forever long. This one will not be that long.

But Happy New Year!! I'm sure the world will not end. For those America knows in countries 13 to 17 hours ahead, the word is that the world has not ended. America will definitely keep you posted though on all things earth-shattering.

America would like to inform you that Korea is 14, 15, and celebrating her 16th birthday today. Had America known that Korea was turning 16 today, there would definitely be cake involved in the NYE celebration but this was all cleared up less than two hours before the 2012 graced us with it's presence. Korea also said it was okay not to celebrate her 16th birthday today but instead to celebrate her 15th and 16th birthday in April. Wow. America now thinks she should have been Korea because then she'd get two birthdays per year and be twice as old and twice as wise! (Just think of the brilliance!!).

Fireworks, the ball drop in GR, and all other festivities were had. Honorary Spain is...somewhere. Hopefully not sleeping on a street somewhere.

America is thankful for Fiji, it rang in the new year first and it has been great so far! (okay, it's 12:07, I do realize that).