Tuesday, October 11, 2011

The United Nations Peace Resolutions

Well, after the other day's fiasco between Korea and Spain and the intervening United Nations, America and Fiji banded together to resolve some of the issues in the house. For instance, over the weekend neither country contributed anything to the preservation of the environment and America and Fiji did not want the environment to be unhealthy (granted, America and Fiji did not do as much as they could but international territories were most definitely well taken care of).

During the UN hearing, Spain resolved to work on somethings, expressing a sense of being overwhelmed by being a new addition to the UN — mostly the drastic difference Spain is adjusting to is being free to abide by Spain's own sense of time and that required by being a member nation at the UN (okay, America's sense of time only because the house is located in America). Let it be said too that Spain does not think that the expectation is unrealistic. Korea laughed at the fact that the environment was neglected and also resolved to work on it next time. America and Fiji promised to call this a warning but that they would be implementing sanctions on the two other member nations if the environment continued to be neglected. America has also resolved to "let go and let God" a little bit more when it comes to something not going exactly to plan. Fiji was unusually vocal in the discussion about the environment which means that this was a very important issue to Fiji (the environment is always an important issue to Fiji but after a visit to Fiji, particularly the Lami Dump, one would wonder what Fiji does for the environment in reality).

Peace in the house. ...For now at least. America is also learning and has intended to refocus on how best to bring out the best in both of these countries, working with their strengths and helping them in the struggles. After all, it is the goal of the UN to empower these countries to be independent and to give them the tools and the resources that will help them resolve international conflicts that they may experience in the future.

Oh yeah, America brought Spain before the WHO yesterday and found out the foot is sprained, not the ankle and the WHO recommended no running/football practice for 7-10 days and then to get it checked again. This morning Spain tried to get America to say it was okay for football practice. Spain has been around long enough to make an independent decision but America fears that the foot needs someone to stand up for it's interests (after all, the one foot cannot stand on it's own, it needs a buddy).

Today, America is thankful that Columbia (or whatever country Biggby Coffee comes from) aids in international relations!

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